Monday, May 15, 2017

Home Office FLR Blues

My Wife: “You don’t get to cum until you shred all those papers piling up in our office.”

Me: “Telling me that would have been a lot more effective three hours ago... You know... Before --”

Her: “It’ll be even more effective three weeks from now, too.”

Me: [pause] “You make a compelling case.”

Her: “Shut up and shred.”