Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Swamped

Currently swamped with work right now, though my few regular readers have probably already assumed that.

Which means I could start blogging again on a daily basis tomorrow.

Or not.

We’ll see...

Monday, May 22, 2017

“Don’t Talk PSA”

I want this shown in every single theater across this great nation.

Every. Single. One.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

When Good Dolls Go Bad

Ever wondered what you would get if you threw together a couple of 1/6-scale dolls, a Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey Motivational Figure, a spare hour, and two kinky minds?

My wife and I did, and this was our result...

Try as we might, his drill instructor hat would not stay on for this one...

Drop and give her twenty (minutes on your knees)...

Turnabout is fair play, yes?

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Elust #94

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Always Coming Second

Balance

THREESOME - the card game

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

The #500words Project ~ 2

#Pussy Pride

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

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Erotic Fiction

Forgiven
Finally A Prostitute
On Display
World Traveller
Red
Ms. Mona's Online Dating School for Dudes

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

BDSM is Not My Source for Life.
Pure and Simple
Discussing Consent & Scene Negotiation

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

You can
All for one, or one for all...
He haunts me.

Erotic Non-Fiction

Oh no, I'm not.
the shoot begins
Raylene's pain does not matter

Poetry

-05.05.17_00:21-
White Tee Shirt

Body Talk and Sexual Health

Orgasm Challenge

Sex News, Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

A Kink Couple Fantasize About the Waitstaff

Monday, May 15, 2017

Home Office FLR Blues

My Wife: “You don’t get to cum until you shred all those papers piling up in our office.”

Me: “Telling me that would have been a lot more effective three hours ago... You know... Before --”

Her: “It’ll be even more effective three weeks from now, too.”

Me: [pause] “You make a compelling case.”

Her: “Shut up and shred.”

Monday, May 8, 2017

“50% Off Mail Order Bride”

It will only take a few moments (if even that) to realize why this little gem of a short fits right in on this blog.


You get what you pay for. But what a way to go...

Thursday, May 4, 2017

A Kinkster Couple Fantasize About the Waitstaff

Bartender: “Here you go!”

My Wife: “Thank you.”

[pause]

Me: “I really want to spank our bartender.”

My Wife: “Oh, God! Me, too!

Me: “I bet she kicks her feet during it.”

Her: “I love when they do that.”

Me: “And you could hold her in place with one hand, she’s so petite.”

Her: “Stop!”

Me: “I so married the right woman.”

One Night Later...

Waitress: “Enjoy!”

My Wife: “Thank you.”

[pause]

Me: “I don’t want to spank our waitress.”

Her: “No?”

Me: “I want to flog her.”

Her: “Oh. Oh, yes. It’s the back, isn’t it?”

Me: “All tall and lean.”

Her: “I love flogging backs that are all tall and lean.”

Me: “I bet her shoulder blades show just enough for targeting, too.”

Her: “Let’s eat fast and order something else so she’ll come back.”

One Night Later...

My Wife: “Eating at home feels so vanilla now.”

Me: [*sigh*]

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

The One Reason I Still Watch...

...Once Upon a Time isn’t the music. Or the increasingly convoluted, awkward, and what-the-hell-are-they-thinking? storylines.

It’s Lana Parilla’s gloriously Femdom-charged Regina, the Evil Queen, whether singing or not.


In fairness, Robert Carlyle has remained consistently watchable, too.