Thursday, April 13, 2017

Switch Solutions

My Wife: “You’re still under contract, just so we’re clear.”

Me: “But yesterday we—”

Her: “Are we clear?”

Me: “... yes, ma’am.”

Her: “Good. You like being under contract, don’t you?”

Me: “I like clarity in our positions.”

Her: “You’re like a dog that way.”

Me: “And I see what you did there.”

Her: “Good boy!”

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