Friday, April 28, 2017

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Clarity, and Lack Thereof

My Wife: “Do I need to worry about you when I go out tonight?”

Me: “Only that I might break down and... well... you know...”

Her: “That’s what I was talking about.”

Me: “Oh.”

Her: “Because I would be very disappointed if you didn’t save yourself for me.”

Me: “Does that mean when you come back—”

Her: “I didn’t say that.”

Me: “Oh.”

Her: “But I do want you to live up to your promise. The one you put in writing? The one we both signed? Remember?”

Me: “I remember.”

Her: “And?”

Me: “And I won’t disappoint you.”

Her: “Good. Because I would be angry, too, if you did. I’d get over it, of course, but you would need longer to get over the punishment. Are we clear?”

Me: “Yes, Ma’am.”

Her: “Good. So long as we’re clear.”

Me: [pause] “So what would the punishment be?”

Her: “Some things are better left unclear.”

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Fetish Rewrite XXVIII

“A puppy to play with, you say? How sweet! Of course, I don’t really have time for such things myself, but I’m sure Papa would be thrilled. He misses Isis so much, you know...”

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

“Mistress Angelica Reads...”

I’m going to have to buy a copy of this book...

To put your minds at ease, I have no plans to post videos of myself reading my own books.

You're welcome.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Coffee, Kink, and Aeroflot

This morning started like most others. The alarm beeped. I stumbled downstairs. The coffee maker started with the push of a button, and I opened the BBC News app on my phone while I waited and tried to focus, because I still refuse to get bifocals. Only this morning, instead of the latest signposts on our alleged road to the supposed End of All Things, something else caught my eye.

Russia’s Aeroflot Airline Accused of ‘Sex Discrimination’” the headline read

Truthfully, though, the photo of several extremely attractive flight attendants was what really caught my eye.

I’m a problematic man, I know.

Then again, before that first coffee, I never really do much more than skim anyway. And standing there, waiting for that first coffee and for my wife’s tea to be ready, my kinkster mind quickly went off on a well-worn tangent featuring dominant flight attendants, seats with extra restraints (that must be worn at all times), and several United Airlines jokes I refuse to repeat here.

I used to love flying, back in the days before consistently overbooked flights, little or no legroom, and most especially, the TSA. You know, back when airlines and the FAA trusted passengers with actual silverware. And when passengers didn’t travel in pajamas.

And on my fantasy version of Aeroflot, which exists only in my kink-addled brain, I still do—even if those flights never quite go “smoothly” for me, either.

BBC News, Aeroflot, and kink. Some mornings just turnout that way...

RELATED: “Airline Femdom


Monday, April 17, 2017

Elust #93

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

A dress to die for

Pushing Past


~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Kink lite, Kink life

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

The Contract

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Erotic Fiction

The Contract
Speaking Truth to a Submissive Heart
Subjugate U

Sex News, Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Jerking off to be banned under Texas bill
That Time Steve Bannon Destroyed Me
How to program a sex robot

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Effortless Connections & Harmonious Energy


A Love Affair, From A to Z: “A” – Always
Scouting: A Lusty Limericks

Erotic Non-Fiction

Conflict(ed) part 2
It's All About The Feet
Oral Birthday Fun ~ The Glorious Sixty-Ninth!
I Will Do...
The subtle threesome


Eroticon 2017 - I Herd U Lieks It

Body Talk and Sexual Health

photo shoots past and future

Friday, April 14, 2017

The Truth Comes Out

“Wait, my parents are Russian spies? Oh, thank God! I thought they were kinky role-playing swingers!”

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Switch Solutions

My Wife: “You’re still under contract, just so we’re clear.”

Me: “But yesterday we—”

Her: “Are we clear?”

Me: “... yes, ma’am.”

Her: “Good. You like being under contract, don’t you?”

Me: “I like clarity in our positions.”

Her: “You’re like a dog that way.”

Me: “And I see what you did there.”

Her: “Good boy!”

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Switch Problems

My Wife: “So where are we kinkwise right now?”

Me: “I’m...not sure.”

Her: “Neither am I.”

Me: “...”

Her: “...”

Me: “...Huh.”

Her: “...Yeah.”

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

What Your First Sexbot Will Really Be Like

No matter how many fantasies I’ve had about how that first time with my future sexbot will go—and I’ve had a lot of those—the reality will probably be more like this:

Check those privacy settings, people!

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

For Those Few Actually Wondering...

Continuing home-rehab projects, multiple termite woes, rescheduled paying work, and a certain unavoidable civic obligation have all conspired to keep me “blog silent” lately.

A return to form—or something passably resembling “form”—will hopefully take place shortly...