Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Termites Are Not My Monster Fetish

Me: “This house, I swear. One day, it’s my pride and joy. And the next, it’s my cross to bear.”

My Wife: “Termites? Again?”

Me: “Again!”

Her: “But termites eat wood, so at least your cross will be lighter.”

Me: “Yeah, until it breaks and the top part lands on my head.”

Her: “Well, you do have a monster fetish.”

Me: “Termites are not tentacles!”

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