Monday, March 20, 2017

Elust #92

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Feeling Forced

NEEDY - a black obsession

Monogamish

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

“One Man Is Not Enough For You.”
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~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

Safewords in Kink Life and in Kink Fiction

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Erotic Fiction

The Anatomy Lesson
Town whore

Erotic Non-Fiction

The good girl pledge
Good Boy
From Headache to Clit Ache
Daytime: A married Valentines fantasy
Unlocking the Man…with Pieces of Me.

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

Three's Company
I hate the "One Size Fits All" approach
Safewords in Kink Life and in Kink Fiction
How great would it be if...

Poetry

Roadside Stand: A Lusty Limerick

Sex News, Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Dirty Money

Events

Looking back at our Eroticon Weekend

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Waiting and waiting and waiting

Thursday, March 16, 2017

“more humiliation for mr smith”

If anything, the text-to-speech acting is even “better” in this one than in the first. And are you sure this isn’t actually an unaired episode of some Seth MacFarlane comedy?


Modern family life is so complicated these days. Especially with that “new trend in Sweden”...

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Termites Are Not My Monster Fetish

Me: “This house, I swear. One day, it’s my pride and joy. And the next, it’s my cross to bear.”

My Wife: “Termites? Again?”

Me: “Again!”

Her: “But termites eat wood, so at least your cross will be lighter.”

Me: “Yeah, until it breaks and the top part lands on my head.”

Her: “Well, you do have a monster fetish.”

Me: “Termites are not tentacles!”

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

200 Posts

This is the 200th post for Kinkster of a Certain Age...


Thank you, everyone, who stuck around after the first hundred. And thank you, everyone else, who somehow found your way here during the second.

Monday, March 13, 2017

“the feminization of mr smith”

I’m not sure which aspect of this video is my favorite. The goofy animation? The abrupt yet somehow perfect musical interludes? Or maybe the text-to-speech voice “acting”?

Either way, I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a very long time during a break from an impending deadline. Or enjoyed this kind of “charming earnestness” in a long while when it comes to kink.


My wife and I really need to get to church. Or make one of these animations ourselves...

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Because Magic Always Comes with a Price

That moment when, after years of perilous questing and arcane research, the Kink Genie finally grants your deeply held monster-plant fetish...


...and promptly ruins it by making sure the bondage is really unsatisfying and lame.

Magic (and kink) always comes with a price, dearie...

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

“You’ve Got a Kink”

Not exactly how my own kink awakening went...


...but we all need a little help from our friends sometimes, especially at the start.