Wednesday, January 4, 2017

The Art of Fapping

Me: Which story were you working on last night?

My Wife: The lactation one.

Me: Nice. Ready to read soon?

Her: No, not for a long time.

Me: Oh.

Her: My problem is I can’t just write a fap piece, I’m trying to make art.

Me: …

Her: Although fapping is encouraged.

[Cross-posted from Kepl3rian.]