Friday, November 4, 2016

Found on My Hard Drive V

Not having children ourselves, my wife and I are spared the minefield that would come with this particular conversation, given how we actually met...


“How I met your mother? I saw her profile on Alt.com, which was my generation’s Fetlife. Then I wooed her by e-mail for months from the opposite side of the country. And on our first actual date, I watched her top three different people in public in the dungeon area of a certain club, all the while keeping a coat over my lap to hide my reaction. It was the greatest first date ever.”

Yeah, probably a good thing we don’t have kids...

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