Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Impulse Purchases

Things you buy at IKEA when you have eight extra dollars burning a hole in your pocket:

The long-handled one is particularly nasty. Almost as nasty, in fact, as my PhD wife giving me a lecture on the physics and engineering that make it so nasty while simultaneously using it on me.

Still waiting for the after-“class” quiz I know will be coming...


  1. I think we need some before and after shots of your ass to test this theory.


  2. I think about the engineering and physics of bullwhips when whipped… Ahh... that explained that lash felt stingy and the other one felt burning… you see… when acceleration times mass divided by surface area…