Thursday, September 29, 2016

Fetish Rewrite XXI


That moment you realize hardware stores carry items for vanilla home improvement projects, too...

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Wednesday Linkfest III

Valley of the Dommes: “Four and Twenty Blackbirds

Wife Led Marriage: “Five Food Groups

Oh, that phi: “Change Your Cookbook: A Monogamuggle’s Guide to Cookin’ with Polyfolk

SkinShallows: “Greedy

Male Chastity Journal: “Big Mac Attack

terranova0988: “Is Your D/s my D/s?

Her Subject: “Using FemDom Power to Have Her Vanilla Time

Yes, I’m a Submissive Man: “Femdom Dystopia

The Edge of Vanilla: “So, This Just Happened...

Domme Chronicles: “Dommes Have Orgasms

Friday, September 23, 2016

This Was Once the Future


“Elaine’s first sexbot wasn’t quite what the brochure had promised, but that didn’t stop Elaine...”

Thursday, September 22, 2016

The Canon Conundrum, Part II

Me: “Shall we do that Fallout 4 role play tomorrow night?”

My Wife: “Yes! Yes! Tomorrow!”

Me: “Tomorrow.”

Her: “Yes!”

Me: “Oh, I am so going to put you through your paces and check your performance parameters for optimal efficiency, Synth WN-37.”

Her: “...”

Me: “What?”

Her: “Nothing.”

Me: “I just broke canon again, didn’t I?”

Her: “It’s just... WN-37... The Institute always puts a number after the first letter of it’s synth designations.”

Me: “You are such a Canon Nazi!”

Her: “Is that like the Soup Nazi?”

Me: “Yes! Exactly! But with fandom canon instead of soup!”

Her: “The Institute has food paste, not soup.”

Me: [screams]

Her: “Just make me W9-37 or something!”

Me: “I am so reprogramming you tomorrow night. Top to bottom, head to toe, reprogramming!”

Her: [smiling] “Promise?”

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

A Kinkster Couple Discuss Being Tied Up

Me: “You don’t really like being tied up just to be tied up, do you?”

My Wife: “No. It has to be part of a bigger scene for me.”

Me: “You have to already be in subspace to enjoy it?”

Her: “Exactly. It does nothing for me on its own. And you’re the polar opposite.”

Me: “Absolutely.”

Her: “No prep work or scene-y foreplay needed for you.”

Me: “Yes!”

Her: “Just tie you up and leave you be, for however long I choose.”

Me: “Yes!”

Her: “Because you like being tied up just for the sake of being tied up.”

Me: “YES!”

[waiting]

[waiting]

[still waiting]

Me: “.........goddamn it.”

Monday, September 19, 2016

Fetish Rewrite XX


“Why yes, the male tenants especially do respond better to the estate’s utter domination over their lives when I’m the agent. Curious thing, that...”

Friday, September 16, 2016

Elust #86

Welcome to Elust 86-

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you're looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it'll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #86 Start with the rules, come back October 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

On Self-Objectification

Female Orgasms - Addressing Women's Sexuality

Migraine - A Sexual Spiritual Explanation

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Can You Train a Sub to Orgasm on Command?

Rupert Campbell-Black and me...

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

Yes I'm a Sexblogger and No I don't care about your dick

*You really should consider adding your popular posts here too*
All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

BUTTER FOR LUBE... Salted or Unsalted?
KOTW:Static on the line
Control Queen
Well, That Didn't Go According to Plan

Writing about Writing

A BDSM Vignette from Two Viewpoints

Sex News, Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Sex Negative

Erotic Fiction

The Cure
sports

Erotic Non-Fiction

CORPORAL PUNISHMENT - with a twist
Iris
A Polyquad Squad Orgasm
Beautiful Birthday Fuck
Purpose of Tasks
Do You Trust Me
The meanings of "good girl"

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

How Long Is Enough
The Virgin. Unlocking Feminine Power.
The Other Day
Communicate! Communicate! Communicate!
addressing doubts one step at a time
How D/s has taught me to stick up for myself

Body Talk and Sexual Health

Against All Odds

Poetry

Where I'm From

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow

Yesterday got away from me. Today is getting away from me, too. Tomorrow will probably get away from me as well.

See you all Thursday, I hope.

Friday, September 9, 2016

Fetish Rewrite XIX


“You don’t understand. That was the negotiation. This is the re-negotiation...”

Thursday, September 8, 2016

“How Was Burning Man?”

When my wife came home from her first Burning Man, she was a Zen’ed-out zombie smelling of vinegar.

When my wife came home from her second Burning Man this past weekend, she was so happy that our conversation was much closer to the one in this video, just with the genders flipped...


As long as she enjoys it, I don’t really have to understand the appeal myself.

And yes, it was a lot harder for me to say that the first time...

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

You’re Only as Old as You Feel

When a man of a certain age discovers a new kink, moderation is rarely, if ever, an option...


You’re only as old as you feel.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

A Postcoital Conversation about Steak and Orgasms

American Me: “Was I doing something wrong down there?”

My Canadian Wife: “No. Absolutely not. I was just impatient.”

Me: “I like an impatient woman.”

Her: “You like a woman with appetites.”

Me: “Give me my steak and orgasm, slave!”

Her: “That’s a very American thing to say.”

Me: “Hey, I know for a fact you have both steak and orgasms in Canada.”

Her: “Of course we do. We’re just more polite about demanding them.”

Me: “Excuse me, valued staff, but I would like a steak and an orgasm please, when you have a moment.”

Her: “You forgot the ‘sorry’ at the beginning.”

Me: “Eh?”

Her: “Oh, you are so going to pay for that one!”

Me: “Ow!”

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Fetish Rewrite XVIII


“Is he looking at my ass? At my handcuffs? Damn, it’s the new iPhone in my back pocket. Again. God, I hate Apple fetishists...”