Monday, March 14, 2016

A Conversation About Watching Porn

My Wife: What are you doing?

Me: Don’t come in here!

Her: Why? Are you watching porn?

Me: You’re supposed to be in the other room writing slash fiction!

Her: Walter White and Jesse Pinkman can wait. Let me see what you’re watching.

Me: This is my man-cave time! Don’t—

Her: Come on! Let me see!

Me: No! I—

Her: Ooooooooooo. That is really hot.

Me: Oh, for crying out—

Her: What? You really think I’m going to be upset? How long have we been together?

Me: No, I just... I mean... Oh, hell. I admit it. I kind of get off the idea that you’re going to get really, really pissed if you catch me, and that I’m in here doing something really, really bad.

Her: A role play! I can do that!

Me: (pause) Really?

Her: Really. Let me go out and come back in again.

Me: And you’ll be angry this time?

Her: Really angry. Just wait.

Me: God, I love you. Give me a minute, though. I need to cue the video back up to the good part...

2 comments:

  1. This is absolutely adorable. I don't think I could find that much loving playfulness in myself.

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