Thursday, August 25, 2016

“Jon Davis Gets a Sex Robot”: Episode One

My wife and I actually had this conversation a few years ago. It went very differently for us, though.

Our argument over which sex robot to someday buy is ongoing...

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

The Envelope Please

Left behind for me, by my loving wife and owner...

You can guess what’s inside.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Before She Leaves, Part II

[Still at dinner, last Friday night...]

Me: “So if there’s a problem and the cage needs to come off for some reason, I call you, and you tell me where the key is, right?”

Her: “No.”

Me: “No?”

Her: “That’s not practical, and you know it. Cell phone reception and wi-fi are spotty on the Playa. Remember the last time? We could barely get hold of each other, and when we could, we could barely hear each other, the connection was so awful.”

Me: “But then—”

Her: “I’ll leave you a sealed envelope. Inside will be a letter telling you where in the house the key is.”

Me: “So ... wait a minute... you mean I can just take it off if I want?”

Her: “No.”

Me: “Again, no?”

Her: “No. I want to see how long you can have it on it because I want you to wear it for me, not because I’m making your wear it. So I expect you to resist the temptation I’m leaving with you. Understand?”

Me: “That’s... Wow... I mean...”

Her: “Answer my question without the commentary please.”

Me: “Yes... I mean... Yes, Ma’am.... I understand.”

Her: “Good. Now, as long as we’re still on the subject, I might be staying longer than the week I’d originally planned...”

Monday, August 22, 2016

Before She Leaves, Part I

[At dinner, last Friday night...]

Me: “So, while you’re at Burning Man this year, will I have permission to—”

My Wife: “The cage goes on before I leave.”

Me: “...”

Her: “Weren’t expecting that, were you?”

Me: “You’ve never ... well... required the cage before.”

Her: “I am now.”

Me: “And when you went to that regional burn a few months ago, you gave me a blanket freedom to—”

Her: “That was then. This is now. You’re wearing the cage while I’m gone.”

Me: “...”

Her: “Different feeling, isn’t it, now that the reality of a week in the cage instead of just the fantasy is staring you in the face?”

Me: “Yes... Maybe... I mean, I’m surprised, that’s all.”

Her: “You mean that I would actually do this to you, finally?”

Me: “Yes.”

Her: “You still don’t realize how much I really am enjoying this, do you?”

Me: “I guess not.”

Her: “Make your peace with it. Because this is my decision, and you will abide by it.”

Me: “Yes, Ma’am.”

Her: “Good boy. Now, as long as we’re speaking about what you’ll be doing while I’m away...”

Friday, August 19, 2016

100 Posts

This is the 100th post for Kinkster of a Certain Age...

Thank you, everyone, for your readership, comments, links, agreements, disagreements, snark, compliments, back-handed compliments, and support!

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Pop Quiz: Newly FLR Motivational Edition

Q1: Which of the following is the best wording for my wife to use not only to get me to do something but also to actually enjoy doing it?

A: Could you do this for me, please?

B: We should do this.

C: Do this. Now.

Q2: Which of the following is often still the hardest wording for my wife to use not only to get me to do something but also to actually enjoy doing it?

A: Could you do this for me, please?

B: We should do this.

C: Do this. Now.

(Hint: The answers to both questions are the same.)

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

They’ll Be Standing There All Day

“I like your play party outfit.”

“Great minds. You’re a Dom, I’m guessing?”


“Finally! It’s so hard to find people who Top and bottom, isn’t it?”

“Very hard, yes.”

“People say they’re switches, but then they almost always lean submissive, am I right?”


“I lean mostly submissive, to be honest.”


“So do I, actually.”


“We’re going to be standing here all day, aren’t we?”

“You tell me.”

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Elust #85

Welcome to Elust 85 -

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

The Case of the Purloined Panties

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

The Inspection Zone
Date with prey

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~


*You really should consider adding your popular posts here too*
All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Erotic Fiction

After Dark
Night World Flash Fiction
Temper temper
How to Start Super Sex
Nobody Comes Looking For Me
it was time to play

Erotic Non-Fiction

Cunnilingus. The Most Special Intimate Kiss
Nastya is nasty
“Do you want to cum in my mouth?” A Memoir
Humiliation: Raylene's caning 2

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Come as you are...
A Case for Good Men
Changing Labels
10 Commandments of Courteous Casual Sex
The Aftermath
I miss you

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

Formative Kink: "Tanya, the Lotus Eater"
At his feet
Consent In Gorean Culture

Body Talk and Sexual Health


Thursday, August 11, 2016

Fetish Rewrite XVI

“Though bulky, inefficient, and often quite loud, early Femdom mind control technology was remarkably effective in the right hands...”